Sunday, December 28, 2008

Tznius monitors

I was randomly wandering around different Tshirt sites, and I decided that this Tshirt would be the best tshirt for Tznius monitors to wear!!

How amazing would it be if B"Y and Saudi police modesty patrol (or the equivalent) would be wearing that sort of Tshirt as their uniform!

The only thing that needs to change is the color. Red is taboo.

14 comments:

Lost And Not Yet Found said...

That made me smile... also gotta fix those short sleeves..

frumskeptic said...

l&nyf- :)...you could wear a shell :)!

Mikeinmidwood said...

Words on a shirt? that can be. If the only color is black and the words have to black then there are no letters formed.

frumskeptic said...

well...the tznius patrol is above the law. You can't pour acid if you're a regular person but if you're doing it in the name of tznius you can...similarly, if you monitor tznius, you can have words, in another color, on your shirt (if its in the name of tznius ofcourse!)

Lost And Not Yet Found said...

Aren't shells sleevless? lol

frumskeptic said...

that all depends on the type you buy.

Or atleast I think the longsleeve tight shirts you wear under your regular clothes are considered shells too...

Lost And Not Yet Found said...

Oh that explains it... I just call those long sleeve tight shirts (that 'should' be worn under something...)

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Mikeinmidwood said...

Frumskeptic

What a good answer. Couldn't have thought of a better one myself, and how true.

Sakura Rose said...

Very funny.

Jessica Rogers
Owner, Sakura Rose Boutique
www.sakurarose.com

Anonymous said...

one of the kiruv rabbis at my university had a 3-year-old daughter who we called the "tznius police". most of us were baalei teshuvah in various stages of becoming observant and she would always comment when we weren't quite tznius to her standards (the 3 year old) and her parents were always quite embarrassed by what she said. "why are you wearing leggings instead of tights?" "why do you sometimes wear pants?" etc.
i wanted to make her a little shirt that said "Tznius Police" on the front but never did.

Jewish Side of Babysitter said...

lol, funny, only problem is that it's not tznius to wear a shirt with letters on it, especially going across the chest.

MikeInMidwood: I'm surprised you knew that!

frumskeptic said...

babysitter- read the comment I wrote December 29, 1:01am. right after Mike's comment. :-)

That explains why it would be allowed to have the words across the chest. lol. :-)

Jewish Side of Babysitter said...

yea, I read that comment, was going to comment on it then. But it was too much mumbo jumbo in my head to comment.

Those are very different things. Pouring acid on a person is wrong, and they should not be doing it, and those are usually wacko men. I don't think tznius woman would pour acid on other woman.